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By Simon Winheld

A hippo concerns that her MFA is completely lifeless. A cardinal has roommate difficulties. A hummingbird is keen to affix a social community. A bush child teeters at the facet (You wanna throw down?!) the following for the 1st time are the innermost options of our bushy and feathered pals, who—it is eventually revealed—humorously proportion an identical anxieties, frustrations, and preoccupations as we do. no matter if it's a raccoon fretting approximately his judgmental associates, a buffalo impatiently anticipating his dumplings, or a sloth considering a occupation in stand-up comedy, each one colorfully illustrated critter captures a second of recent flux—and jointly they carry an irresistibly humorous portrait of a nation either wild and amusingly standard.

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Me. Oof I better make Some phone calls. Sorry about the racket. We've been making a lot of whoopee. There are So many things I Can't unsee... My girlfriend keeps spending money we don't- have I'm like, "Baby, you don't need another blouse! " I did't do Shit today. I hate when I'm at the movies and some big-headed doofus sits in front of me. " but then I just stare at this head and imagine my own movie!

Shoot. waaaa... me. Oof I better make Some phone calls. Sorry about the racket. We've been making a lot of whoopee. There are So many things I Can't unsee... My girlfriend keeps spending money we don't- have I'm like, "Baby, you don't need another blouse! " I did't do Shit today. I hate when I'm at the movies and some big-headed doofus sits in front of me. " but then I just stare at this head and imagine my own movie!

I'm switching to gum, cause mints don't do shit. News flash: If I'm paying for dinner, it's cause I assume You're single! Are you... Are you dissmq me 11 I met a woman Online. It's not ideal, but... Maybe if I Comb my hair this way... HOTFIIIRW! I just discovered Vietnamese food! My girlfriend is worried about turning into her mom. &CA+ Iner A mom is hot! I feel like shoving some teenagers. You... You wanna throw down? I am so freakin' high right now. I never get laid. t\ gotta. start eating better.

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